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Important Demotivational Poster


BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


ELEVENTH HOUR -


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..DAMN!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed


TAGS: first impression is very important
Rating: 4.7/5

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crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
5pectacular
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:25 am
awesome!
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L


APPROVAL QUEUE - If only our admins were real. They could have prevented this.


TAGS: grammar is important outside motifake too
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm
?


DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

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CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


PEDOPHILE VS PDF FILE - It is important to know the difference


TAGS: pedophile pdf file important know
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Budog

the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
been done, but still phunny


WORTH -


TAGS: worth boxman important
Rating: 4.77/5

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LiquidAngel - May 7, 2012, 11:41 pm
Thanks guys, thanks for the pic and the opportunity Hammy.
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 9:16 am
The winner of boxman week over at the poster evolution thread ! great job LA !
rerun - May 6, 2012, 11:21 am

superb.


Two Most Important Days -




HELLO MOTIFAKE... - Goodbye Important Work I Need to Hand in By Tomorrow Morning ...


TAGS: hello motifake goodbye important work
Rating: 4.56/5

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CaptCourageous - January 5, 2012, 1:19 am
i wish i could rate lower.... but i have done this many a time myself and must give it 5late assignments
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 5:00 pm
Sad thing is I am meant to revise for some pretty important exams in my very near future... yet here I am making random posters for absolutely no good reason... !
kangboy - January 4, 2012, 4:13 pm
Hoo boy that is so true


BREAKFAST -


TAGS: breakfast important bucket o eggs
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
Could be the last meal of your life


BIG DEAL -


TAGS: important attitude sign
Rating: 2.53/5

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HtD - March 10, 2009, 2:39 am
Of course.
Cubbybear - March 10, 2009, 1:41 am
Thank you
HtD - March 9, 2009, 9:54 pm
BFD=Big Fucking Deal
Cubbybear - March 9, 2009, 9:50 pm
Somebody explain this...I'm old


Never Forget -


TAGS: for the guys wife birthday forgetfulness important dates remembering quote nash
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:31 pm
Oh...you newlyweds!
Oldsod - January 16, 2014, 8:21 pm
I've never forgotten either a birthday or anniversary. Just don't ask me how long I've been married.


LIFE'S DECISIONS -




Mind Control -


TAGS: math skills are important
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Okay... my bad. Sorry I brought up math.
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:41 am
Amen, my fellow motifaker.
TerrorAustralis - June 30, 2013, 4:20 am
it should be legal for gays to marry, and it should be legal for individual churches to refuse to marry them. the government does not have the right to force churches to marry gays, and it doesnt have the right to stop gays from marrying.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 10:09 pm
So is denying Americans their rights.
MPsniper - June 29, 2013, 8:07 pm
same sex marriage is an abomination against humanity and society.


Popular Gimmicks -


TAGS: eyeballs more important than ears for bands these days
Rating: 4.44/5

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RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
Heh! Evidently "gimmicks" includes "Guitar Hero". At least the music isn't their own. :):)
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:32 pm
WAY too true!
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:05 pm
TOASTY!


THE CENSUS IS HERE -


TAGS: do your part fill it out it s important
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 9:28 pm
Dual citizenship... the United States AND Florida!


WHAT’S IMPORTANT IN OLD AGE -




MURPHY'S LAW # 20 - The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.




YA, WE DO - Do you see any other planets circled?


TAGS: earth really important earth
Rating: 3.34/5

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Porcelina - January 15, 2010, 3:04 am
Haha, this is great 5L
ICEMAN - January 15, 2010, 2:21 am
I had the week off & I went on a road trip.
Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 1:00 am
Wait. How did we get a picture of ourselves from a billion miles away?.....
aesop's folly - November 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
nicely done good sir
Fletch - June 27, 2008, 3:55 pm
Well done, good comeback.
Biff - June 18, 2008, 11:45 pm
Brilliant use of situational logic. Hilarious.


International Women's Day 3/8/16 -


TAGS: sorry for politics important message
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:55 pm
Thanks, Scorp! I'm not real familiar with the Koran, but if a group of idiots were to take parts of the Bible as literally as Sharia does to select parts of the Koran, the results would be the same. I'm against Sharia, not Islam. There's a difference.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:45 pm
Women were put on Earth, so men would have someone to spoil, pamper, love, honor, cherish, RESPECT and adore. The Holy Koran notes that "God will tally every tear that your woman sheds, and you will account for ALL of them."
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 2:39 pm
Thanks, JW!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2016, 2:25 pm
I'm sure Trump will have them dressing nicer with just a few nukes. That ought to solve everything, yep.
JesusWept - March 8, 2016, 8:38 am
Good posters, dizz! That Sharia-crap is dreadful.
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:37 am
Good thing I'm not going to Pakistan anytime soon!
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:31 am
Not surprised to hear that. I had to go into town a few times during a stay in the middle-east. I was fully subject to Sharia Law and its full enforcement while in town. There is no way to describe what was like. Words like shocking, appalling, don't work
Reality Lord - March 8, 2016, 6:18 am

new law just passed in pakistan forbidding criticism of violence against women.


PRODUCT BRANDING -


TAGS: important marketing investors negative image
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 6:38 pm
Gary O, lovin your show! I hope you laughed and pee-cola'd your pants! Where I live, if you listen, you'll hear banjos playing!
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 10:10 am
Izzat a dis, Mizzdizz? If so, it’s a purty good one
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 6:42 am
and in Hindi (India) pee means 'drink' or 'to drink' (verb form).
mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 3:19 am
That has the appropriate redneck visual response to the mass consumption of the aforementioned product complete with spelling of name and bonus points for distance and accuracy and number of hogs summoned by call?
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 12:02 am
I can just see the commerical; from mountian top to mountain top in the Agumatsa Range……hollerin’ ‘PEEEEE-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A’
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 11:36 pm
They need a poster boy - Bear Grylls ?


SCIENCE! -


TAGS: spock research important questions
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:17 am
LOL!! And I thought I was bad at math!!!!! Well, I am, but that makes ME look like Einstien! 5L!
Oldsod - March 14, 2015, 10:35 pm
Don't blame me...it was a British study. Probably by the same folks that determined that the name "Gary" will be nonexistent in 50 years or so.
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:40 pm
'sod...that's 5L illogical!


A MOTI NETWORK - PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT


TAGS: your health is important
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 5, 2012, 12:44 am
Thanks Airman... now everyone will find out what I ment by this 159525... ;o)


JUST ASKIN', -


TAGS: vitally important life questions
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - July 20, 2016, 3:18 am
I leave the stone facing out. Does more damage that way, chuckle, chuckle...Thanks, Irish!
OldIrish - July 19, 2016, 11:58 pm
Just asked the wife this question. She turned the diamond in the engagement ring the the inside of her finger. When that happens....prepare for ouch! But soooo much UP for this!
mizzdizz - July 19, 2016, 7:27 am
chuckle, chuckle...thanks, Cern!
concern3 - July 18, 2016, 7:35 am
You always give me something to ponder. UP yurs


Sweet nothings -




Cleanliness -


TAGS: grooming is important start young
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 22, 2014, 2:29 pm
Thanks, I think.
GaryO - December 22, 2014, 2:02 pm
OH GOD! struck me just right...need a mop


FEELS GOOD, MAN, FEELS REAL GOOD - Inspiring to see a boy with such well thought-out priorities he truly knows what's important at such a young age


TAGS: feels good child priorities important
Rating: 4.55/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 11, 2012, 7:07 pm
5L... you got a lol


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